Archive for ‘neowhatisms’

August 23rd, 2012

QOTD 23.08.12

Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

– Isaac Asimov

June 25th, 2012

milliHelen

The unit of beauty needed to launch a single ship.

June 11th, 2012

dentiloquent

One who talks through their teeth.

June 5th, 2012

apostrofail

Incorrect apostrophe usage. Coined by @sameshnaidoo, and a gift to any pedant.

May 12th, 2012

breastaurant

You know, like Hooters.

May 10th, 2012

celebracy

Maintaining your celebrity status by being aloof and unobtainable.

May 3rd, 2012

QOTD – 03.05.12

It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

– Jerry Seinfeld

May 2nd, 2012

QOTD – 02.05.12

Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950’s. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.

– Chuck Palahniuk

April 25th, 2012

commemorabilia

Items created as collectables in honour of special occasions, such as royal weddings, perhaps.

April 18th, 2012

diarrheaist

One given to overshare of personal information online.