I love an escalator because it can never break – it can only become stairs. – Mitch Hedberg
Folded like a fan.
Dood! The word ‘dude’ emerged in 1883, derived from ‘doodle’, as in Yankee Doodle Dandy. – Allan Metcalf
Loose stone used to make a foundation.
I don’t want to make money, I just want to be wonderful. – Marilyn Monroe
A worthless person.
If you’re at The Louvre, but you’re thinking about how much you hate your jeans, you’re not really at The Louvre. – Christina Ricci
1. Excessive adherence to a literal translation of the bible 2. Extreme devotion to books.
All music is folk music. I ain’t never heard a horse sing a song. – Louis Armstrong
An agent that causes vomiting.